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Welcome... TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!

Not really, it's my userpage. Hope you like it here. You probably won't, but you probably won't hate it here either. That's good enough.

General

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Name: Han (Surname withdrawn for privacy reasons and legal contract with FedEx Corp. )
Location: Sandiacre, Nottinghamshire/Derbyshire (Depending on source), People's Republic of Soviet Britain, and it's all mighty ruler Gordon Stalin Soviet Union
Ethnicity: Chinese China
Gender: Male
School: George Spencer Foundation School and Technology College
Age: 14
Hobbies: Speaking to watermelons.
Personality: What is this personality you speak of?
Alter-ego/Sockpuppet: The Stig, Banksy, Jack the Ripper, Robert Mugabe's psychiatrist, User:Willy on Wheels, Jimmy Wales, Zombie Jesus and finally: User:UnusualGazelle
Special K?: No thanks.

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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The Loop

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Main Article: Redundancy

Userbox Count

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407 as of May 29, 2009. (Get in! If anyone would like to do a recount they're more than welcome to. Is there a leaderboard?)

FAQ

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How long did it take you to do that Hypnotoad thing?
A: No time at all, I just entered it in one of those generators on the internet.

Are you really the Stig?
A: .... --- .-- / -.. .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. --- ..- -... - / -- -.-- / ... - .. --. -. . ... ... .-.-.-

Why? Just why?
A: Because I said so.

Do you know who I am?
A: Richard Curtis?

Why would I be Richard Curtis?
A: You have a glint in your eye.

But you've never seen my eye?
A: Or have I? Or have I...

No.
A: Oh. Sorry then. My mistake.

Do you know the Muffin man?
A: Yes, he lives on Drewberry Lane. We go back a long way.

Eh no. It's Drury Lane.
A: I know the Muffin Man and you don't. Don't be so silly.

How can you splazigate my groderonts?"
A: Er, sorry?

Do you know why I called you here?
A: Please my lord! I know nothing about the clogged up drainpipes! I swear!

You clogged up the drainpipes?!
A: Er... no.

Can I just say that you really are odd for a 14 year old?
A: Yes, I'm a bit odd, but the fact that I use proper spelling and grammar does not make my name Sir Winston Diggleby Bufton-Tufton Alfred Duke of Northumberland PhD.

Why do you have so many userboxes?
A: Why not?

What kind of answer is that?
A: A good one.

How is that a good answer?
A: Because I said it was.

Can you make more Formula One season reviews?
A: I think you've got the wrong person.

LOLwut?
A: Welcome to my world.

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? IS IT A MONSTER?
A: You need to start trying to avoid this static abuse.

But if you're both WoW and Jimmy Wales, then that means Jimmy Wales = Willy on Wheels! Impossible! Is it?
A: Stranger things have happened.

No they haven't?
A: Yes they have. I call myself Jimmy on Wheels.

The meaning of life

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To find the true meaning of life, click here.

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