‘Survivor’ 46
It seems like just yesterday we were watching Boston’s best boy Jake claim his crotch idol, and now here comes a brand new season of Survivor. The 46th season of the OG reality competition show returned with a massive two-hour premiere that introduced new tribes, new twists, and — most importantly — new superstars. My heart already belongs to Nami, quite possibly the opposite of last year’s Lulu legends. These winners are charismatic and dynamic, especially ex-camp counselor Soda and social king Tevin. Like, two of these players (Tevin and small-town introvert Hunter) bonded over their love of The Andy Griffith Show. The strangest things make alliances in Survivor, and I’m very much here for it!