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Kimmel joked that the Republicans were suggesting Trump is "unfit to serve as president or to serve in a Cheesecake Factory."
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Diddy is facing a federal indictment on charges of racketeering conspiracy, sex trafficking and transportation to engage in prostitution.
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"The scamburglar doubled down on one of his favorite new lines of attack," he said of Trump.
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“Somehow he went from ‘anywhere, anytime, any place,’ to there would be no third debate,” Kimmel said of the former president.
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"Donald Trump was a hero on 9/11. He called the local news to let them know he now owned the tallest building in Manhattan," Kimmel said.
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"Please do not distract the senator with this kind of silliness. He has Haitian cat-eaters to stop," Kimmel told viewers.
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"I'm stirring the sauce, Colbert’s slicing the garlic with a razor blade," he said.
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There will be no audience [at the debate], though afterwards Trump will claim there were 30,000 fans screaming his name," Kimmel joked.
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Kimmel took several shots at the former president during his opening monologue Wednesday.
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"There are a lot of things Trump isn’t good at. One of the things he especially isn’t good at it s choosing running mates," Kimmel said.
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Even Kimmel's sidekick Guillermo was "devastated"!
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The Drag Race host has been doing a stellar job filling in for Jimmy Kimmel this week.
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The Drag Race star wants the Jimmy Kimmel Live audience to know he's "much more" than he seems.
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The Drag Race host also went after another one of Kimmel's gigs: Hosting the Oscars.
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Goldblum was surrounded by a gang of "dapper doppelgängers" on Live.
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She deemed the warm welcome she received on The Tonight Show "so, so good."
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Some people online may get the wrong idea...
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"You know what [teachers] called me? Mr. Goldblum."
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Goldblum is, of course, referencing the French athlete Anthony Ammirati whose "bulge" cost him the gold medal at the Olympics.
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Morris claimed that's why he's currently filling in for Kimmel.