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Wounds (2019)
Worst movie EVAR!
This movie is the most pointless project I have ever witnessed. The plot is nowhere to be found and there is NO ENDING! Cheating people to watch this movie should be punished with a long prison sentence. I have never ever felt so cheated of time from watching a movie before. There is no point whatsoever to even consider to watch this garbage. How can a director even think to put his name to this crap? It's totallly beyond my comprehension to understand that. I would rather watch paint dry for 24 straight hours than even watch the trailer of this "movie". SHAME ON ALL INVOLVED IN THIS PRETENTIOUS WASTE OF EVERYTHING!
Joulutarina (2007)
NOT for American moviegoers that want a brain dead session to forget immediately!
This movie has a lot more depth than most Santa movies from the big US of A. This becomes a major commercial problem for the movie since many people like to see shallow movies that are "heart warming" even though it smells fake long way, and prefer to place their dollars in such movies instead. This is not the issue with Joulutarina. The movie has dark sides, let's face it all tales have dark sides, the matter is if you present them or not. This is a REAL movie. Heartwarming, beautiful scenery and good acting.
If you want to see the real thing - go watch this movie.
By the way, the kids (8 and 12) absolutely ADORED it. I've lost count on how many times they have seen this already.
SEE IT!
The Axis of Evil Comedy Tour (2008)
Brilliant
These guys are really hilarious as they take up the issues of being an American Muslim. I don't want to spoil anything so I won't mention any specific jokes, but since their roots are from different parts of the middle east they do not pinpoint the same things and they are _not_ afraid of making clowns out of themselves.
These days it must be very hard to be a Muslim in a country that are in war and conflicts with Muslim countries and maybe will be for ages.
They do not make political statements, just jokes about being a Muslim in the U.S.
I don't know how the average Joe in the U.S. take these jokes, but I am a Swedish average Joe and I laughed plenty.
The show is not only about being Muslim in the U.S.
It's about being a Muslim in general and they pinpoint some very funny thing about themselves, for example the differences between being Iranian and Arab.
Of course there are serious issues behind, but these guys are very good at hiding the sad side of the story, and that's good, they make it obvious anyhow.
These issues are serious, but if you can't joke about them, they will never go away, they are killing the taboos totally.
Go see them live if you have the chance, I saw them on DVD since I am Swedish, highly recommended.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Evil!
Evil, just for the sake of it, this is by far the most evil movie made in several years, I think you have to go back to the 70's to get a taste of this kinda movie.
One big difference though is that Rob Zombie has a lot more knowledge about movie making than most of the 70's directors and producers, every line in the movie is well planned and the spiral is on.
Anohow, if you like violent, evil movies, this is simply the best there is together with the first Texas chainsaw massacre, but this movie has Way better dialog.
Just like the Texas chainsaw massacre this movie is not spoiled by effects that tend to outshine the plot and dialog, so if you are a gore fan this might not be for you since there is no Savini effects to be found here.
In my opinion, no gore/slasher is this disturbing, not even August Underground Mordum.
Get EVIL, Buy the special edition of this movie! Absolutely one of my all time favorites, please do not judge this movie after House of 1000 corpses if you haven't seen it, it's a whole other experience.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
One of the best movies ever made
If you don't know of either Terry Gilliam or the late Hunter S. Thomson I bet you have heard of the two leading actors, Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp. If you have heard of all of them I can just say that it is the best book Thomson ever made, since he started riding just on his gonzo journalism fame in his later books (in my opinion anyway), It's the best direction ever made of Gilliam and and the best performances of both Del Toro and Depp.
Summary? One of the best movies ever made!
Some people are plain offended with this movie, I've even heard it be called drug romanticizing, but it's far from it.
Like the title says, it is really about the fear and loathing in their trip to Las Vegas.
Still it is hilarious even though the whole film is about two men's drug abuse, hallucinations, fears, and even child molesting, try to do a funny film about that, still I promise that it will have you laughing through the whole movie.
Gilliam is a master of detail, and you will notice new things in it every time you watch it(at least the first 6-7 times or so).