Strays (2023)
Will Forte: Doug
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[mid-credit scene - Dr. Hagen is going through the clipboard to Doug who's now in the hospital after being assaulted by the dogs]
Dr. Hagen : In addition to the facial lacerations and the, uh, severe burn wounds, we also discovered an alarming amount of, um, fecal bacteria in your system, um, which I would imagine came from the... the... the-the...
Doug : Dog shitting in my mouth?
Dr. Hagen : Right.
Doug : Yeah.
Dr. Hagen : Yeah.
[Doug sighs]
Dr. Hagen : [checking the clipboard] Um, ba-ba-ba... checking the clipboard. Uh, oh, yeah, we also, uh, uh, couldn't reattach the penis.
[Doug is shocked as the screen cuts to black]
Doug : [yelling] Fuck...!
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Doug : The f**ck? Who the hell are these dogs? Jesus Christ, it's like a f**king dog movie in here!