- Lola: What's her name?
- [She is asking about Monk's "other" girlfriend]
- Adrian Monk: Natalie. Natalie Teeger... b.
- [He is using Natalie's name but with a "B" added onto the end of "Teeger"]
- Lola: Teegerb?
- Adrian Monk: With a "B" on the end. It's Canadian. it's French Canadian.
- Harold Krenshaw: [notices Monk having lunch with Lenny Barlowe] Adrian! Adrian. Adrian? Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. Adrian. Adrian, Adrian. Adrian. Adrian? Adrian?
- [Monk looks over]
- Harold Krenshaw: I thought that was you. Are you on vacation too? I didn't think you ever left San Francisco. I didn't think you ever left your living room.
- [Indeed, it is Monk, but Monk is undercover, so he is careful to conceal himself]
- Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [reacting to Monk using Natalie's name in conversation with Lola] Well I guess you have a date, Miss Teegerb.
- Lt. Randall Disher: I'd like to meet him.
- Natalie Teeger: Who's that?
- Lt. Randall Disher: My twin, my doppelganger. I wonder if I could take him.
- Natalie Teeger: You mean in a fight?
- Lt. Randall Disher: Yeah, I bet I could take him. Man versus doppelganger.
- [In line with Man vs. Man, Man vs. Nature, Man vs. Self, etc]