Fawlty Towers (TV Series)
Waldorf Salad (1979)
June Ellis: Mrs. Johnston
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Quotes
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Mrs. Johnston : I think those prawns might be a bit off.
Basil Fawlty : Oh, I don't think so.
Mrs. Johnston : Well, they do taste rather funny.
Basil Fawlty : Well, no one else has complained.
Mrs. Johnston : Well, I really do think they're off.
Basil Fawlty : But you've eaten half of them.
Mrs. Johnston : Well, I didn't notice at the start.
Basil Fawlty : You didn't notice at the start.
Mrs. Johnston : No, really, it was the sauce. I wasn't sure.
Basil Fawlty : So you ate half to MAKE sure?
Mr. Johnston : My wife thinks they're off!
Basil Fawlty : Well, what am I... Did you want another first course?
Mrs. Johnston : No, thank you.
Mr. Johnston : Well, you're sure.
Mrs. Johnston : No, really. I'll just have the main.
Mr. Johnston : Well, then, we'll cancel it.
Basil Fawlty : Cancel it? Oh, deduct it form the bill, is that what you mean?
Mr. Johnston : I said it was inedible.
Basil Fawlty : Well, only half of it's inedible, apparently.
Mr. Johnston : Well, deduct half now and if my wife brings the other half up during the night we'll claim the balance in the morning.
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Mr. Johnston : I'm not satisfied!
Mrs. Johnston : No, we're not satisfied!
Basil Fawlty : Well, people like you never are, are you?