- Buck: Well, hell, Ezra, this hand's got as much chance as a one-legged man in a butt kicking contest.
- Ezra: When the sanctified dead rise from their graves to receive judgment, I'll start doling out cash.
- [Five of the seven are on their way to catch an outlaw and Ezra, who is in jail, wants to go along]
- Chris Larabee: You ran out on me once before. You wouldn't be thinking about doing that again, would you?
- Ezra Standish: I swear upon the grave of my sainted mother.
- J.D. Dunne: You told me your mother was alive.
- Ezra Standish: It's a figure of speech.