Benson (1979–1986)
Rene Auberjonois: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III
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Quotes
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : You heard it from the horse's mouth.
Benson DuBois : And now we're hearing it from the other end.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Marcy, Marcy, Marcy... when a horse breaks its leg, you shoot it.
Marcy Hill : I don't know anything about horses, but I know a jackass when I see one!
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : I make money the old-fashioned way. I inherit it.
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[the snowplowers are on strike]
Benson DuBois : Why don't we call out the National Guard for this?
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : We can't. I sent them to New Mexico for desert training.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Desert training? There's no desert around here!
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : I know. That's why I sent them to New Mexico.