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Transformers One 2024
Looks, feels and sounds like an average Cartoon Network show that was cancelled after the first season
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The Substance 2024
I really hate to be that person who's in the minority when everyone else love's it but I hated this and it made me walk out the theater during the last twenty minutes; something I've never done in my life.
You can't call your film The Substance when it's lacking the very thing that's in the title. You can throw all the ass, titties, violence and saturated colors in my face all you want, you still ain't talking about shit
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Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024
This is what Denis Villeneuve was referring too when he said he hates dialogue and only cares about the powerful images on the screen
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Death on the Nile 2022
Every piece of dialogue that comes out of Gal Gadot's mouth sounds like she's trying to promote an ad for a Superbowl commercial
*I'm talking about her line delivery, not her accent