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Challengers 2024
Stories about toxic MMF polyamory matter. They just matter!
From my Tinder bio: dreaming about being in a loving throuple with two boyfriends. is that you (and you)? say hi
Zendaya’s devilish grin, big and greedy, spread across the entire expanse of an IMAX projection while she watches her little white boys make out? It’s her best on-screen serve yet, so much better than any hollow close up from Villeneuve in either installment of Dune. Deeply personal and naughty and…
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Madame Web 2024
The most expensive episode of television ever made. A filler installment of Buffy the Vampire Slayer inside the 30 Rock cinematic universe hastily packaged as a Final Destination-esque emotional rollercoaster. S.J. Clarkson has only directed TV until this point and every frame shows it. You can tell she looked at the dailies, her eyes trained to spot broad strokes that pop on small screens for broad audiences, and giddily said to herself, I fucking did it. In the words of Cassie Webb: You…
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The Substance 2024
This is exactly what it feels like to do my estrogen injection every week—and it’s exactly what it feels like to miss it by even a single day.
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Dangerous Link 2024
I took a new brand of edibles for the first time and I haven’t had cottonmouth or motion sickness this bad in what feels like years. I’m so fucking scared.
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Challengers 2024
Even fucking better a second time. Nothing will top the feeling of getting absolutely railed by that first watch but goddamn what a feat. A feast! Two hours of deepthroating churros and sitting back to give myself over to the action. Love is a stream.
Obsessed with how abrasive and obstructive the score gets during moments with mushy, tense, emotional, vulnerable dialogue. Moments that, in the sweaty palms of another director, would be otherwise scored with sentimental strings, twinkly piano,…
