Netflix: So check it out. We got this killer original idea about a top secret organization called the Union that needs to recruit a blue collar worker to stop the sinister Auctioneer from selling intel that will expose the identity of secret agents everywhere. 

Mark Wahlberg: I wake up at 2:30am to work out and use a cryo chamber to recover. I also haven’t made a good movie since 2013. 

Netflix: you’re hired.