ChocoLumpia

ChocoLumpia

This isn’t a complete reflection of every film I’ve seen, but here we are. I love films and want to be in more. Horror Gurl 🎬🍿🤡🔪

Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Daggers 8
  • Black Swan
  • Midsommar

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  • Longlegs

    ★★★★★

  • Monster

    ★★★★★

  • Megan Is Missing

    ★★★

  • Road House

    ★★★★½

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★★

    I wanted to see Longlegs in the theatre because this style of film (design, time period, audio) is my vibe. I’m also a fan of Nicholas Cage and how weird he is along with loving Maika Monroe ever since It Follows. I caught the matinee (so I wouldn’t creep myself out too much solo at night).

    I ended up being the ONLY person in the entire theatre which was hilarious and awesome. It was SO LOUD! I could hear every…

  • Monster

    Monster

    ★★★★★

    Rewatched as an adult who watched crime documentaries regularly. I was way too young the first time I saw this film and it traumatized me. Charlize Theron is an acting beast and absolutely killed this. *Sorry. Pun not intended*

    I gotta say…We’ll never know if any of the men she took out were innocent or actual pieces of shiet…but if it’s the latter…can’t say I blame her 😱😬

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  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★★★

    Holy. FVCK!!!

    I had no idea Olivia Wilde had such a gorgeous directing eye. And of course, Florence Pugh and Harry Styles are forces to be reckoned with. The story is intensely compelling and I was so excited for this roller coaster. The ending is powerfully gorgeous and a wonderful button for all women to see. Hell fvck yea! Siri, play Beyoncé, “Who Run The World”.

  • Best Man Down

    Best Man Down

    ★★★★★

    Only pressed play because of my odd crush on Justin Long…and the synopsis. Turns out, this is a really great film that I believe more people need to see. Death is a topic a lot of people are uncomfortable with, but films like these help to shed some light. Isn’t it odd that everyone shys away from understanding or discussing death and it’s quite literally the one thing we will all experience? Hmmm. Anyways, watch it. It’s great.

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