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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Fantastic Action
This Abe Lincoln movie has everything - great chase scenes and even (briefly) naked breasts shown by the wardrobe failure of sweet actress Erin Wasson !!!
Queenpins (2021)
Falling Down funny... Absolutely Hilarious !!!
One of the funniest movies I've seen in 74 years...
News of the World (2020)
The very least I can say:
A Very Solid Story about A Weary Civil War Veteran and a Discarded Girl...
Somewhere (2010)
I saw this on HULU as I was doing some paperwork...
I would use this as a practical joke, upon someone for whom I had no respect...
Sharp Objects (2018)
Typical Low-Life Story from the Show-Me State of ill Repute
Geesh, of all the nerve, trying to make out to be what they're not... what a crowd of losers, lacking ambition, education and purpose... no reason to have been born. Quite the downer of a movie. Sorry I might well have over-rated this "just another movie."
Tenet (2020)
Time Wasted
Ugh... wasted time with no sensible answers or conclusions other than "it all got reversed."
Plan B (2021)
Please, more choice, not less !!!
Great teen movie - Absolutely perfect for the completely out-of-touch upper Midwest. Beautiful and touching.
The Nevers (2021)
UGH... Overwrought Fantasy, to say the Best About this
This was some introduction for what turned out to be almost nothing. They can turn out this sort of schlock endlessly just to keep the performers in the green. Yikes!
Get Carter (1971)
Lean, Mean British Crime Thriller??
Some might see it that way, but to me it means they couldn't create anything but average back in the 1970's... this was a major disappointment for me. A flimsy little story, to say the best for it.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
#1 with a bullet !!!
I wish I could see this again...
Fortunately, I can watch this as many times as I wish to, at no cost, with my subscription to HBOmax:-D Thank you Patty Jenkins!
Are You the One? (2014)
Eff'd Up beyond all Belief!
Worst concept ever, because... who cares what happens, all the audience cares about is T & A !!! They really should have included a heavy dose of religion in an early episode to enable the Bible-thumpers to spend their money!
Never Rarely Sometimes Always (2020)
Highly Recommended Rated PG-13; Yes Boys' Hormones Really Are Terrible!
Wonderful, caring and thoughtful teen story beyond any typical imagination. Beautifully filmed and smartly edited. It's a shame this was not made fifteen years earlier so that the quality of teen girls' lives might have been better understood. Clearly, the only reason to not fully educate teens is to be able to take advantage of them and the money they spend. Our world is full-up with more male pigs than we can afford to support. We actually need to cull them when they refuse to conform. Or, we could make more movies about them in their natural habitat.
She Dies Tomorrow (2020)
4-Stars... or Less
You could not pay me enough to watch this nothing burger again. Already, I can hardly believe I watched the whole thing...
Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies (2020)
Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies
Wonderful! Surprisingly thoughtful and well-done. I actually expected this documentary to be gratuitous... nothing could have been further from that than this exceptional film!
Succession (2018)
Not bad, with a few interesting scenes!
Good for the industry, but really just another daytime soap, that with a few adjustments and personnel additions might be able to look forward to a fairly long life...
Half Magic (2018)
Half Magic is in the Lower Half for Quality
Half Magic is in the Lower Half for Quality, due to the presence of the jerk, Chris D'Elia, who thinks he's funny. Half Magic never had a chance... The other performers put on better performances, and the story was at least decent.
Campanadas a medianoche (1965)
Rubbish, at Best
A Tale Told in a language I can not comprehend, due to loud interruptions, swordsmanship and incomprehensible frenzy! I can read what it is about, but the true meaning is lost in the telling. Oh, but I am cursed...
They Came Together (2014)
The Author must have thought little of his audience
Overly juvenile appeal... and then there's the matter of the kid and the burger...
They should have kept this on the shelf until a pandemic came around
A Star Is Born (1954)
Far Too Long
Longest, by far, of the four versions produced to date. No wonder it couldn't draw an audience in the immediate post-Korean war period. Most people had lives to live, not time and money to waste.
Woman of the Year (1942)
Too Long, by Far!
Far too long to accommodate everything written into the story. So long that it's easy to forget the setup and the goal !
The Thin Blue Line (1988)
Barely worth the Film Used to Make it...
Unbelievable. Not one person was credible. No award was deserved. Upset my stomach to watch it. Rank amateurish. I'm not at all surprised that Weinstein was involved in this production.
Jeff, Who Lives at Home (2011)
If you like Charlie Chaplin movies, you will love this!!!
No waste here! Every scene in this movie furthers the wonderful story... not many movies can make that claim! The cast is also perfect, right on down to the very least of the characters. Very Highly Recommended !!!
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Still As Great a Space Comedy as it Was in the Summer of 1989 !!!
TIMELESS STAR TREK. About ten of us thought this was an absolute HOOT when we first saw it in the theater !!! Obviously, Star Trek V has aged very well... all the same parts prompt the exact same laughs they did 31 years ago !!! Highly Recommended, as long as you promise not to take it too seriously :-O
Luther (2010)
Whut did I just Watch?
Could barely finish watching the first season... although this show is well-acted great melodrama, either I missed something that justifies the storyline, or the plot points have been randomly arranged in a nonsense order. I won't be proceeding to second season, as it makes no sense to my orderly mind.
Midnattssol (2016)
Highly Recommended: 10/10
Fantastic, methodical police mystery thriller... I'm in heaven over this one, and I'm an American!