- Oliver Merlin: I'm a producer of movies. I get my wagonloads of poets and dramatists, but I can't buy common sense - I cannot buy humanity!
- Hazel Dawes: Well, I don't know why, Mr. Merlin. There's an awful lot of it.
- Oliver Merlin: Yes, I know, but the moment I buy it, it turns into something else, usually genius, and it isn't worth a dime. Now, if you could stay just as simple as your are, you'd be invaluable to me. I'll put you on my staff. I'll give you a title, "Miss Humanity". Don't rush, you can finish your ice cream soda.
- Danny Beecher: You live near here?
- Hazel Dawes: Just down the street.
- Danny Beecher: Oh, that's too bad. I was hoping for a long walk. But maybe you'd like to go exploring? I heard there's an ocean near here and we could sit on the beach and get sunburned.
- Hazel Dawes: Tonight?
- Danny Beecher: I'm sorry. With you, it seems like the sun *is* shining.
- Charlie McCarthy: What did your mother say to the stork?
- Michael Day: That's an insult, take it back!
- Charlie McCarthy: Exactly!