Andy Cohen Reveals How His Son Recently Embarrassed Him: “Daddy Has To Go Number 2!”

It’s always an adventure for Andy Cohen and his two children Ben, 5, and Lucy, 2. On today’s episode of his Sirius XM radio show Andy Cohen Live, the Bravo icon detailed the trio’s chaotic time at a mini golf course in Montauk, New York.

Things got off to a rough start when Cohen realized when they arrived that the golf course only accepted cash. With his nannies dipping into his emergency stash in the car, Cohen was left with a measly $8 when it cost $12 per person to play.

Another patron ultimately stepped up to spot Cohen the cash, continuously telling the talk show host, “It’s for the kids, man.”

“I kind of felt like I had special kids or something. Just the way that he was saying it, I felt a little sad about my state of being,” Cohen said. “So embarrassing.”

But that wasn’t even the worst thing that happened.

At one point during the family outing, Cohen said he “really had to pee.”

“Now, we are a family of loud talkers, as y’all know who listen,” he said. “The wild thing about this little mini golf course — and I’m really amazed at how they set it up — it’s not on a big plot of land but there are 18 holes so you’re all kind of on top of each other. So you can kind of hear all the families.”

He added, “You could especially hear ours because I am so loud.”

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When Cohen asked his son if he saw the bathroom anywhere, Ben suggested that he relieve himself in the bushes.

“I go, ‘I can’t go in the bushes. I’m not going in the bushes,'” Cohen recalled. “And Ben goes, ‘Oh! Lucy, Daddy has to go number two! Daddy has to go number two!’ I’m like, ‘I don’t have to go number two, children.’”

It’s never a dull day in the Cohen family!

Andy Cohen Live airs every weekday at 10/9c on Sirius XM’s Radio Andy station.