Denise Richards Escorted Her Husband To His First “Happy Ending” Massage … And Then Got One Herself!

Denise Richards can do no wrong. Maybe she does things that aren’t right for you, but on this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she’s blowing the minds of the “nuns” in her friend group in nearly every episode, and last night was certainly no exception.

After a totally lameass game of beer pong (why are the cups BUILT INTO the table? It’s all wrong) and some extreme grilling mishaps (though Erika did get her second hot dog of the year), the campfire on this ladies camping trip wasn’t the only thing getting the women hot. When Denise returned from her turn on the massage table, the ladies ask how it was. Now, we as viewers already heard her moans so we know she liked it, but she confirmed, “You don’t get a happy ending, but it’s a good massage.”

It was in this moment that most of the women had to reboot their brains at the mere mention of a happy ending. Then the questions started flowing, and the eye brows were raised as high as those Botoxed brows would allow. “Do they have happy ending places for women?” Dorit wonders. “Happy ending for women?” Kyle asks in complete disbelief at the concept.

“Aaron had never had a happy ending and we were on the hunt,” Denise offers. “I wanted him to have one,” she tells her pals who cannot compute this concept.

“He’s the only guy that I had ever been with that never had one. I’m like, you have to try it,” she continues, in her signature nonchalant style.

“A happy ending, just to confirm, is a hand job,” Teddi states, before declaring, “You have a fetish!”

“No, I don’t have a fetish,” Denise assures her. It was simply a practice she wanted her husband to experience, even though she reveals “He was fucking mortified” at the whole process.

And while Erika is the least reactive about the whole thing, she does admit, “I’m not judging you, I’m just not that cool.”

“I don’t think I’d be considered cool,” Denise says in between bites of food and laughs at how natural this all is for her, and only confirming that she most definitely IS cool. “I don’t know if that is cool,” Kyle chimes in, before all the women confirm they would chop off arms and penises if their own husbands tried to do the same.

“I don’t know of any man in my life that haven’t fucked hookers,” Erika offers, which is too much for this group to process, so they get back to asking the questions.

Kyle asks Denise if she’s had one and she calmly confesses that she has, to gasps from the group. “What happens with a woman, finger banging?” Teddi needs to know.

“I didn’t plan for it. I didn’t stop it,” Denise says as she continues to regale the women with such foreign concepts.  When they demand to know who performed this act, she tells them, “It was a woman, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” as the questions and the reactions and the not-so-hidden feelings about it all come flying in her direction. “Everyone’s judging me,” she says, which is an accurate reading of the room even though she’s met with a chorus of “No!”s from the ladies.

And if all their questions still weren’t enough for you, Denise reveals even more details about happy endings in the RHOBH after show on BravoTV.com.

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