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‘Narcos’ Fans! Check Out These Mind-Blowing Cocaine Ads From The ‘70s

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Already finished bingeing through Netflix’s drug drama Narcos, but are still itching for a gritty fix? These provocative cocaine advertisements from the ’70s and ’80s just might do the trick. For your nostalgic paraphernalia pleasure, Ad Week by way of the UK’s Don’t Panic magazine has curated shocking fan findings of the era’s pro-cocaine ad campaigns. These delightfully cheeky, hysterically tacky magazine ads (as seen in the gallery below) range from sophisticated to sensationalized with a few “how-to” guides sprinkled in between (as in: “How to Remove Cuts from Your Coke”). All, however, reflect a time in America’s history where cocaine was tailor-marketed to urban elite with disposable income to spend on state-of-the-art scales, ivory crafted spoons, and snorting-specific mirrors to accessorize those naughty habits.

These resurfaced media artifacts go hand-in-hand with Narcos‘ interweaving of archival news footage throughout the period drama. News clips and a slew of photographs highlight a decade when Pablo Escobar’s Medellín Cartel reigned as one of the most powerful and dangerous business operations in the world. So go ahead. Scroll through and step back in time to when sending a check or money order for a cocaine flute (this was a thing?!) was merely a stamped letter away.

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Nothing says, "Bad habit!" like "You'll never forget your keys again!"Photo: theworldsbestever.com
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Gosh, don't you just hate when your grass and coke get all worn out from their travels? The flight from Colombia to Miami can be such a long trip.Photo: theworldsbestever.com
"There is a high front bringing snow to much of the nation tonight." Photo: theworldsbestever.com
I think I'd rather just have a Coca-Cola, thankyouverymuch. Wait, what do you mean that used to have coke in it?Photo: theworldsbestever.com
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"It's for those individuals, who appreciate beauty for beauty's sake." Photo: theworldsbestever.com
Not only do these seem rather unnecessary, but also racially exclusive, amirite?Photo: theworldsbestever.com
"The Sno-Blo nose doucher is the civilized alternative to wet fingers." ...Wait, we're still talking about doing drugs right?Photo: theworldsbestever.com
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"With this book, you will be able to safeguard yourself from adulterants, burns, and inferior quality by leaning to know what you're getting before you buy." Finally! A practical purchase!Photo: theworldsbestever.com
"It's safe for you, your baby, and your lady." Photo: theworldsbestever.com
"Most startling snow invention since the Nose." Ahh, the age old which came first dilemma — the coke or the nose?Photo: theworldsbestever.com
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"No lumps, no waste, no mess."
"Chicware." Indeed!
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